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Trust me, as an owner and operator of a penis... tugging it doesn't make it any bigger. If it did, ages 12 through 15 would have left me with a cross between a fire hose and a huge oversized novelty fire hose.
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What I would have enjoyed more if I could move him up and down the spikes for more damage. I had him impaled from the bottom just missing his head, and it would have been gruesome if I could move him up the spike.
Yeah, I would have liked a little more realism. Such as losing blood. Sure there was blood, but if you shoot a guy or basically do anything in that game, he should be bleeding and losing health. If I shoot him in the jugular, he's dead. No air = dead.
What was a little weird but still fun, if you just dragged him to walls his limbs detached. What is he a lepor?
Another unrealistic thing was you could leave him without arms, legs, and half his chest, and he'd still be alive. Makes no sense lol.
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"Haven't written a review in a long time"
I thought it was pretty good, some bland humor but a lot of the animation was really swell. I loved the beginning, so funny :)
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Although it was very similar to AvA, you still had your own little kick to it. I loved the originality of how he got out, as well as the tumbling frames. The way you got rid of the stick man was what toped it off for me. A very solid animation from a very solid animator. 5/5
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Shabbado, the whole point that it doesn't make sense is the the whole reason it's hilarious. The animation is pretty sweet even though this doesn't look like straight up Flash. Looks like you saved it in some other format and uploaded it(hence the sorta choppiness?). I mean, go watch Bambee then look at how good he has got it. For the movements and the mouth parts, it's pretty good animation compared to anything you could pull out Shabbado :P Either way, you're a genius. So hilarious, I love you.
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The style is the same as usual, and there's always plenty of action. I liked it.
@ Dragonmaster997: Well, for one thing, Jesus is fucking Jesus, he has mystical powers and can't die. Of COURSE he'd be more athletic then Hank. As far as the yellow blood goes, that's because those aren't real people. If you noticed when Jesus was in that room with all the people in the tanks, they're clones. So no they wouldn't have normal red blood.
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"Use your zappy gun to stop them!"
KA PLEW PLEW PLEW
KA PLOWY
PEW
KA PLOWY!
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I had just heard this song yesterday, and I pop by Newgrounds today and somebody made a flash about it :) It's pretty funny, and I do agree. I'm a fan of all the consoles, but PS3 definatly bombed a little with the steep price, and not so great games(AS OF YET) But hey, eventually the price will go down and there be some good games for it.
Great flash and hope to see more!
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I think you should definatly finish this up. It was very good!
What I don't understand, wtf about Disturbed ? That song while they were fighting was Dimmu Borgir - Puritania. I don't know about the intro, so I'm suggesting it's Craddle of Filth cause I don't like Disturbed, but don't give credits when they aren't due :)
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Well the intro is song is Disturbed - Stricken but the main song is Dimmu Borgir. :P
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Only at Newgrounds can you get a threesome Transofrmers anal sex scene.
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