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Age/Gender: 16, Male
Location: Manitoba, CAN
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Trust me, as an owner and operator of a penis... tugging it doesn't make it any bigger. If it did, ages 12 through 15 would have left me with a cross between a fire hose and a huge oversized novelty fire hose.
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What I would have enjoyed more if I could move him up and down the spikes for more damage. I had him impaled from the bottom just missing his head, and it would have been gruesome if I could move him up the spike.
Yeah, I would have liked a little more realism. Such as losing blood. Sure there was blood, but if you shoot a guy or basically do anything in that game, he should be bleeding and losing health. If I shoot him in the jugular, he's dead. No air = dead.
What was a little weird but still fun, if you just dragged him to walls his limbs detached. What is he a lepor?
Another unrealistic thing was you could leave him without arms, legs, and half his chest, and he'd still be alive. Makes no sense lol.
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"Haven't written a review in a long time"
I thought it was pretty good, some bland humor but a lot of the animation was really swell. I loved the beginning, so funny :)
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