- Age / Gender:
- 20, Male
- Location:
- Manitoba, CAN
- Joined:
- 3/18/05
- All Stats >
Trust me, as an owner and operator of a penis... tugging it doesn't make it any bigger. If it did, ages 12 through 15 would have left me with a cross between a fire hose and a huge oversized novelty fire hose.
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- Community Stats
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Level 9 Blank Slate
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Normal Whistle
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Ranked as Safety Patrol
Additional Info
Recent Game Medals
Acupuncture
5 Points
Get skewered on spikes
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Jump Man
5 Points
Smash a goomba
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Gold Star
5 Points
Launch the Turtle
Go to game.
Flame On
10 Points
Set a cat on fire.
Go to game.
The Flash
5 Points
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
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Score!
100 Points
You are officially the master of scoring!
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2's Company 3's...
50 Points
...a hell of a good time!
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Beached As
10 Points
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Go to game.
Frotteurism
5 Points
It's just too hard to resist...
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Multicultural
25 Points
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Go to game.
Total Medals Earned: 30 (From 5 different games.)